Three Random Messages From People I Don't Know on MySpace

• Hey I see that you are a NIN fan. Are you going to the NIN concert in Miami?

" First of all, its not a NIN concert. It's NIN being part of a festival to which I am not too crazy about. First of, for sixty dollars I get a bunch of shitty bands that I don't even like or even want to fucking hear let alone see. I rather spend the sixty dollars on another body piercing then see NIN at a festival. Hell, I'd rather spend that sixty dollars to use it as gas and drive to Pensacola for a real NIN concert. I refuse to pay that much money to see NIN with some other watered down, sorry ass excuse of a band and their shitty fucking music. Flyleaf?? Give me a fucking break. Just because you have a female singing followed by a male screaming into a mic does not fucking make you into a damn rock band. The only other band I would see at Global Gathering is maybe Rob Zombie. But I rather wait till the summer tour."

• Hey mama, wha'sup? Can I be your friend on Myspace? I think you are sexy and intelligent and would like to get to know you better, in more ways than one *wink, wink*.

(Yes I got this in my inbox the other day. The guy's profile picture is of [supposedly him] this shirtless black guy with his baggy pants hanging below his waist with his boxers showing, wearing all these rediculous jewelery around his neck, his ball cap sideways, making this stupid pose like he's all tough and shit. He has over 500 friends on his profile and the top 8 are these car model chicks with their tits and ass all over the place. His page is fuck of ghetto rap videos and the backgroup picture on his page is The Ying Yang Twins. Really fucking classy. This was my reply... )

"Wow, what a way to make a fucking impression. You sound like a really intelligent human being (the picture really reinforces it) that really doesn't have their brian in their fucking dick. Hell, from the looks of things you don't have brain at all. If I don't know you in real life or don't talk to you on a regular basis or interact with you in some way or form on a daily constant basis, the answer is no. I am not your fucking profile trophy. Fuck off and go read a book.

Oh wait, you don't know how to read. If you did you would have read my profile in which it states that I am in a relationship and it has a link directly to my boyfriend's site."

• You and your boyfriend are hawt!! You guys into swinging? Maybe we can hook up? cmon you know you want to. Click on my profile to see on pictures of me and my sexy guy. Click on this link to see me and my guy in the action! (Yes I clicked on it. It was an actual link to a photobucket account of this nasty blonde getting ass fucked by some guido while she was sucking someone else's dick as two other people surround her holding their dicks. The picture was taken with some phone camera or something pathetically grainy.) If you want other pictures of us, email me some of your durties pictures at [email edited out] and I will send you some of our naughty ones! I am sure we would love to 'meet' you guys. Maybe you could take some pictures of us while we are having some fun and make some real art. LOL! Reply ASAP!! You know you want to meet me and my guy ;)
  

(Once again, yes I got this in my Inbox on Myspace the other day, not once but 5 fucking times. I deleted the first 4 but when I got the same one for the fifth time, I made this reply...)

"Subject: Re: Hey sexy gurl!!

Hi, thank you for your interest. At this time we are not accepting applications to be infested with every STD known to man nor are we interesting in meeting desperate people who do not know the common sense rules of decency of what it means to approach people for sexual favors. Also, we are not interested in you and your significant because we are in a real healthy relationship. Do you know what that means? It means it involves TWO people, not FOUR. Just because you are into a certain form of deviancey doesn't mean EVERYONE is.

And as for the photography thing, you must have me mistaken me for a pornagrapher because judging by that photo in the link you sent me, you guys have no idea what it means to photograph or even what a photographer does. You wouldn't know art if it hit you like subway train as you are being pushed off the platform. So please keep the photos of your ugliness to yourself.

In the meantime as you soak this message in, be aware that I have reported you to Myspace for indencency and expect your account to be deleted within 48 hours. I reported you because I am a real fucking bitch, have nothing else better to do than to report you, would like nothing more than then see you get wiped after sending me five obnoxious messages.

Take care and I hope all your AIDS tests come back positive."



As you can see, MySpace for the most part is the crowning jewel of stupidity and pathetic morons. I am this -----> <------ close to nuking my fucking account. The only reason why I haven't is sentimental to me. But now its really wearing me thin...