Today Nossie was checking his MySpace inbox when an unread message entitled "i like boys too" caught his eye. I just happened to be next to him when he clicked on the message. It reads as follows, copy and pasted word for world:
"From: Rick
Date: Sep 27, 2005 8:06 PM
I am a 30 year old unhappily married, very discreet,mature, generous man from North Miami Beach. I work full time for keyes real estate so im financially secure and very generous. Sorry but i do not have any pics online but no worries i have no time for any chilidish games,lies or bs. My nationality is American-Italian, i am 5"11, 200lbs, short brown hair, brown eyes, clean cut, not fat, not skinny, average build,clean cut, no tatoos or piercings. I am also a nice , very discreet,,mature,well educated gentleman that has no time for any childish games. Well to be completely honest and straight foward i am married now for about 4 yrs, but im very unhappy,unsatisfied and in the process of getting a divorce. My soon to be ex wife has become a very cold self centered woman who no longer gives me the kind of attention that i need. We no longer have any intimacy together. As a grown man we all have emotional and physical needs and right now my wife no longer takes care of them. I am also a very busy man with a tight schedule between my ongoing divorce process and my long hard hours at my job. So right now i am looking for a nice, sweet, attractive young man or woman that i can spoil and help out financially in a mutually benefical arrangement $... I would be interested in helping you out with your financial needs in return for the pleasure of your company. So If your a nice,mature,discreet attractive young woman over the age of 18 and would be in need of financial assitance for your bills, college expenses, rent, shopping, etc feel free to send me a message.
IF YOU ARE INTERESTED Call me 9542617119, write or IM ME at AIM ILLPAYURBILLS305@aol.com I dont care if you have a boyfriend. He doesnt have to know. "
Needless to say, Felixx blew it off and I laughed my head off. This guy obviously wrote this out in a word document, saved it, and pulls it out and copy-n-paste it to message people. Oh the lazy desperation.... Note the last two lines of the message. He sent this email to a MALE.
If you read it carefully it all comes down to one simple meaning 'Company' (i.e. SEX) = 'Helping you out with your financial needs' (i.e. CASH). Now unless I am mistaken and my knowledge of definition is horribly mistaken, that little message was an flat out, blantant proposition for prositution.
Hmmm... I wonder if you can be banned on MySpace for this.
*evil grin*
10/4/05: Reported the fucker to the admins of Myspace and they have deleted the guy's account and is in the process of IP banning the guy.
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