Sitting amongst people that you know, you still feel the cold comfort of being a stranger. The lack of commonality hangs heavy in the air despite the smiles and civility. Politeness reigns supreme mingled amongst the noise of empty, senseless chatter.
Weather, house remodeling, sports, laser hair removal, health of parents, 401k, the complication of erectile dysfunction medication.
Blah. Blah. Blah.
Take a sharp breath in and hold. Wait to start seeing stars. Count the stars as fast as you can and as many as you can. Then exhale. Repeat till you stop being bored.
Repeat.
Repeat.
Re-godamn-peat.
This is where you imagine passing out cold, creating a scene. Thud and sprawled out. Cut to shock and screams. Enter stage right - self made hero kneeling at your side, shaking you.
"ARE YOU OKAY?? CAN YOU HEAR ME?!?"
Insert shouts of direction laced with panic hinted with a tad of mania. Self made hero growing with authority.
On lookers no longer care about the Packers taking the lead in their division. The parental worry that their 15 year old son maybe having sex completely dead stops at their tongues. The level of humidity creating hair disasters during autumn is on the back burner. Cialis versus Viagra and the dangers of a four hour hard-on has little priority to the woman passed out on the floor.
You just created a dynamic event, breaking the tedium of everyone's unspoken barrier.
When you wake up, congratulate yourself. You just made life better, for everyone. Just for a tad bit.
Weather, house remodeling, sports, laser hair removal, health of parents, 401k, the complication of erectile dysfunction medication.
Blah. Blah. Blah.
Take a sharp breath in and hold. Wait to start seeing stars. Count the stars as fast as you can and as many as you can. Then exhale. Repeat till you stop being bored.
Repeat.
Repeat.
Re-godamn-peat.
This is where you imagine passing out cold, creating a scene. Thud and sprawled out. Cut to shock and screams. Enter stage right - self made hero kneeling at your side, shaking you.
"ARE YOU OKAY?? CAN YOU HEAR ME?!?"
Insert shouts of direction laced with panic hinted with a tad of mania. Self made hero growing with authority.
On lookers no longer care about the Packers taking the lead in their division. The parental worry that their 15 year old son maybe having sex completely dead stops at their tongues. The level of humidity creating hair disasters during autumn is on the back burner. Cialis versus Viagra and the dangers of a four hour hard-on has little priority to the woman passed out on the floor.
You just created a dynamic event, breaking the tedium of everyone's unspoken barrier.
When you wake up, congratulate yourself. You just made life better, for everyone. Just for a tad bit.
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