What did the hand say to the face?

SLAAAAAP!


Okay had to get that out of the way. Had that stupid joke in my head the whole fucking day.

So now after a $20 Urgent Care visit, codine laced cough syrup, Z-Pack antibotics, I am SOOO much better. But I am still coughing a tiny bit once in a while. Back to my perky bitchy me.

In other news, we finally got a new bed. More like Felixx with the common sense convincing me the money pinching cheap wife to finally fork over something for a new mattress. And we got ourself a $800 Serta something that is extremely FIRM. Damn it's like heaven for my back. And since I was going to spend THAT much on a bed, I went ahead and bought myself one of those TempurPedic memory foam neck pillows and again, HEAVEN. I never in my whole life want to just crawl into bed every day and just want to stay there. Let me tell you, parting is a very sweet sorrow when my alarm wakes me up in the morning.

All thanks to my other half for covincing me.

Now he is going to attempt to build a bed frame for the new bed. I gave him 3 days to come up with a design and if it is doable for him, a week for him to build it. Or else I am going straight to IKEA and getting a damn frame.

Okay, bedtime. *does running dive onto the pillow*